Short Funny Harry Potter Quotes

 

Though most of the quotes from Harry Potter sees to be inspirational & motivate people there are few quotes which were funny though really. Though they were not like quotes eventually they were like in some kind of conversation mixed quotes. So we ought to share out the best Short Funny Harry Potter Quotes for you guys. And this will be the best  Short Funny Harry Potter Quotes You Ever Read.

So the top 25 Short Funny Harry Potter Quotes are

Short Funny Harry Potter Quotes

Short Funny Harry Potter Quotes

Quote 1
Hermione: “She [Romilda Vane] only likes you because she thinks you’re the Chosen One.” Harry: “But I am the Chosen One…” (promptly gets struck around the face)

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Quote 2 - The Philosophers Stone
“The truth.” Dumbledore sighed. “It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should, therefore, be treated with great caution.

Quote 3
“Sorry Professor I mustn’t tell lies.” That is the most American moment in Harry Potter (besides killing the bad guy of course) Umbridge spent all year torturing Harry, and when she needed him he used her own words to cut through her like a sharp knife and leave her feeling hopeless. Nothing makes someone in power feel more vulnerable than someone who doesn’t obey their laws or respect their authority.

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What happened down in the dungeons between you and professor Quill is a complete secret, so naturally, THE WHOLE SCHOOL KNOWS!”

Quote 5
“Or even worse- expelled!” Oh, Hermione, I love you, you have been an inspiration to all nerdy young girls all over the world and not just white ones too. “Not my daughter you bitch!” YES MAMA WEASLEY YOU GO GIRL Every single line that Fred and George said, what classics.

Short Funny Harry Potter Quotes

Quote 6
“Which way did they go, Peeves?” Filch was saying. “Quick, tell me.” “Say ‘please.”‘ “Don’t mess with me, Peeves, now where did they go?” “Shan’t say nothing if you don’t say please,” said Peeves in his annoying singsong voice. “All right -please.” “NOTHING! Haha! Told you I wouldn’t say nothing if you didn’t say please! Haha! Haaaaaa!” And they heard the sound of Peeves whooshing away and Filch cursing in rage.

Quote 7
‘We both know that there are other ways of destroying a man, Tom,’ Dumbledore said calmly, continuing to walk towards Voldemort as though he had not a fear in the world, as though nothing had happened to interrupt his stroll up the hall.” ‘You are quite wrong,’ said Dumbledore, still closing in upon Voldemort and speaking as lightly as though they were dishttps://www.harrypottertheplay.com/cussing the matter over drinks. ~ Harry Potter and the order of the Phoenix

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Quote 8
“Useful things… your father used it mainly for sneaking off to the kitchens to steal food when he was here.”

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“No,” sighed Dumbledore. “He is not very happy with me either. We must try not to sink beneath our anguish, Harry, but battle on.”

Short Funny Harry Potter Quotes

Quote 10 -Harry Potter & The Prizoner of Azkaban
“Godfather?” sputtered Uncle Vernon. “You haven’t got a godfather!” “Yes, I have,” said Harry brightly. “He was my mum and dad’s best friend. He’s a convicted murderer, but he’s broken out of wizard prison and he’s on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though…keep up with my news…check if I’m happy

Quote 11
“Well, I’ve been doing some reading, said Hagrid, pulling a large book from under his pillow. “Got this outta the library — Dragon Breeding for Pleasure and Profit — it’s a bit outta date, o’ course, but it’s all in here. Keep the egg in the fire, ’cause their mothers breathe on I em, see, an’ when it hatches, feed it on a bucket o’ brandy mixed with chicken blood every half hour. An’ see here — how to recognize different eggs — what I got there’s a Norwegian Ridgeback. They’re rare, them.” He looked very pleased with himself, but Hermione didn’t. “Hagrid, you live in a wooden house,” she said.

Quote 12
Seamus and Dean, who was working nearby, sniggered loudly, though not loudly enough to mask the excited squeals from Lavender Brown — “Oh Professor, look! I think I’ve got an unexpected planet! Oooh, which one’s that, Professor?” “It is Uranus, my dear,” said Professor Trelawney, peering down at the chart. “Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?” said Ron.

Quote 13
Oh, get out of the way, Percy,” said Fred, “Harry’s in a hurry.” “Yeah, he’s nipping off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant,” said George, chortling.

Short Funny Harry Potter Quotes

Quote 14
Seamus and Dean, who was working nearby, sniggered loudly, though not loudly enough to mask the excited squeals from Lavender Brown — “Oh Professor, look! I think I’ve got an unexpected planet! Oooh, which one’s that, Professor?” “It is Uranus, my dear,” said Professor Trelawney, peering down at the chart. “Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?” said Ron

Quote 15
Oh, get out of the way, Percy,” said Fred, “Harry’s in a hurry.” “Yeah, he’s nipping off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant,” said George, chortling.

Quote 16
(Xenophilius Lovegood) “You will stay for dinner? Everybody always requests our recipe for Freshwater Plimpy soup”

Quote 17
“Oh Professor look! I think I found an unaspected planet! Oooh, which one’s that, Professor?” “It is Uranus, my dear,” said Professor Trelawney peering down the chart. “Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?” said Ron.
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Quote 18
“Of course we still want to know you!” Harry said, staring at Hagrid. “You don’t think anything that Skeeter cow – sorry, Professor,” he added quickly, looking at Dumbledore. “I have gone temporarily deaf and haven’t any idea what you said, Harry,” said Dumbledore, twiddling his thumbs and staring at the ceiling

Quote 19
. He held up the envelope in which Mrs. Weasley’s letter had come, and Harry had to fight down a laugh. Every bit of it was covered in stamps except for a square inch on the front, into which Mrs Weasley had squeezed the Dursleys’ address in minute writing. “She did put enough stamps on, then,” said Harry, trying to sound as though Mrs Weasley’s was a mistake anyone could make.

Short Funny Harry Potter Quotes

Quote 20
“Muggle women wear them, Archie, not the men, they wear these,” said the Ministry wizard, and he brandished the pinstriped trousers. “I’m not putting them on,” said old Archie in indignation. “I like a healthy breeze ’round my privates, thanks.” Hermione was overcome with such a strong fit of the giggles at this point that she had to duck out of the queue and only returned when Archie had collected his water and moved away.

Quote 21
” What would your head have been doing in Hogsmeade, Potter?” said Snape softly. “Your head is not allowed in Hogsmeade. No part of your body has permission to be in Hogsmeade.”

Quote 22
Yes – yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our window, boy?” “Listening to the news,” said Harry in a resigned voice. His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage. “Listening to the news! Again?” “Well, it changes every day, you see,” said Harry.

Short Funny Harry Potter Quotes

Quote 23
“Oh, shut up” said Harry. Ron snorted with laughter and the ground was sprayed with slugs. “Watch it!” Hagrid roared, pulling Ron away from his precious pumpkins

Quote 24
“I’m never wearing them,” Ron was saying stubbornly. “Never.” “Fine,” snapped Mrs Weasley. “Go naked. And, Harry, make sure you get a picture of him. Goodness knows I could do with a laugh.”

Quote 25
“I’m never wearing them,” Ron was saying stubbornly. “Never.” “Fine,” snapped Mrs. Weasley. “Go naked. And, Harry, make sure you get a picture of him. Goodness knows I could do with a laugh.”

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